Yahoo! Questions and Answers…

I do enjoy reading the Yahoo! Answers page, and I do answer some of them. I thought I’d share some of them with ya’ll, so you can see I’m so full of the advice. I rock.

If I take Plan B (morning after pill) do I have to wait the 12 hour period before taking the 2nd pill?

If i took the first pill (Plan B) do i have to wait the whole 12 hour time period or can i take it an hour or so earlier?

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I’m sure this will get me reported, but you DO realize that the ‘morning after’ pill is pretty much an at home abortion, right? Why in the world would you want to kill your baby? If you can’t have protected sex, you shouldn’t have sex at all. Why are you killing a baby? Do you have any idea how many women are trying to get pregnant out there? You should be ashamed.

Sex after childbirth…….is it safe for the child if the father is sucking on the same nipples?

Would it be safe for the child if the father were to suck on the nipples of the mother that the child is being fed from, during sex? Can it not transmit any germs to the child?

Also, what does mother’s milk really taste like?

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Hold on, does he actually DRINK it? Also, if he is the father, what possible germs could he spread that the baby wouldn’t already have? That baby is half his DNA and all… unless you have secret.

Is it possible for my boyfriend to get another girl pregnant by a one night stand and he cant get me pregnant?

My boyfriend and I conceived our first child together after 5 months of trying with no protection. When our child was 10 months old we split up and he shad a one night stand with a girl. They used protection and then after the account she told him that she was engaged to be married. Then just recently a year and a half later shes coming back and saying that it may be his baby. I think it is also important that you know my boyfriend has smoked pot everyday for 8 years he’s had 2 hernia surgeries, and he also had an skateboarding accident in which one of his testicles was smashed. We have now been back together for a year and have since then been trying to conceive. We have yet to do so. And this is why I ask if it would be at all poosible for him to have conceived with another person wearing a condom, when we have sex multiple times a day almost every day that we can. I need help. Im driving myself crazy here…

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It’s totally possible he got her pregnant, dump the druggie… why in the WORLD would you want to be with an asshole like that? And why in the world are you trying to conceive a child with a person like that? Is being on welfare working out for you well? Maybe you have a fertility (or mental) problem. This is so sad… you don’t deserve children. Have fun raising your government supported children that will only hurt our already broken society. Do the world a favor and go get fixed. Report me or not, you are an idiot.

I had my first girlfriend when I was 13, she was 19, we had sex and?

Now I am 19 and she is 25 and we are engaged. I never regret this relationship and she is my 1st and only girlfriend, I will love her forever. I didn’t care that I was only a 13 year old boy when I first engaged in sexual activity with at the time 19 yo girlfriend. It was amazing and still is and I don’t think she is mean and you might say she is a pedophile but I definitely would say no to this. This is only that term when a man has sex with underage girl, not other way around. Anyway, what do you think? Its working out great.

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So… what’s your question? Oh wait, you don’t have one. That is sick… She is a sex offender, plain and simple. She was already out of high school dating a jr. high kid. Is she fat and ugly? I suppose so… why would a normal girl want a prepubescent boy as a boyfriend? I hope you NEVER conceive a child… she might want to have sex with it.

Yes, almost all of those will result in a Yahoo! Answers penalty… but whatever. These people are totally freaking idiots… and I don’t care. Why is murder such a bad thing? Who knows…. but more than half our population needs to go.

And Nikkeh, I AM about to send yo pics…. so yeah.