Random Me Crap.

Since I’m so incredibly bored eh, AMAZING, I decided to make a list (much like Nikke’s) with some random me facts. Yes, most are true.

1. I am terrified of balloons being popped. (Stupid Vacation Bible School/Social Anxiety Disorder.)
2. I look 15. I’m gonna punch the next person that says that to me.
3. I have had a wide variety of jobs. Here’s what I can remember, in order from the first, when I was 11.

Pet Groomer

Cafe Whore (I did lots of things there. Cuz I was 12. And cool.)

Car Hop

Disgusting employee of Jenny’s Fried Chicken. (Gag)

Certified Tanning Consultant

Waitress at Pizza Hut. (Almost management. Stoopid GLORIA. I hope you choke. To death.)

Chiropractic Assistant

Costume Maker/Seamstress

Waitress at Tamollie’s.

Beauty Consultant

Clothing Designer/eBay Slut

Stay at home bum. (Currently.)

4. I love animals. Most kinds. We even traveled part way across the country just to see a baby panda and his parents. Awww. I also use to keep rats as pets. They are lovely.
5. I can skateboard. Roller blading is dumb.
6. I was born on an island.
7. Tally is my first, last and final love. I’m obsessed. I can’t help it.
8. I’m waaay too nice to people and let them walk all over me. But not anymore. You piss me off, I kill you. It’s that simple.
9. My favorite video game is ‘We Love Katamari’. Never heard of it? That sucks for you!
10. I’m secretly in love with Lindsay Lohan. Don’t tell anyone.
11. I think I should be the only one that has pink as their favorite color. I should kick some ass over this, your favorite color was GREEN, you douchebag.
12. I have never broke a bone in body. And I hate milk.
13. Unlike Alec, I am NOT terrified of the number 13. My phone number is 1313. Just by coincidence.
14. My hair doesn’t know what color it is. When I dye it, the roots grow out to be that color. Always. Except when my hair is pink, blue, green, purple, orange or totally jet black. It’s just weird like that.
15. Aside from my ears (which have multiple piercings), I have 6 other holes. And 5 tattoos. Cuz I’m all trashy like that.
16. I have never paid for a piercing and only paid for 3 of my tattoos.
17. I have big feet. But not as big as Paris Hilton.
18. I sweat like a pig.
19. I can’t say curse words. Except during sex. I have no idea why, but that is about to change. Cuz Tally says so.
20. I LOVE sashimi. Raw fish is amazingly good. I even crave it sometimes.
21. Most smells or thoughts of most food make me want to barf. But I’m NOT pregnant.
22. I have the worst attitude of anyone I know. But most people don’t know that.
23. I have a Neopets account. You should get one too.
24. I want you to be on Neopets, not so we can play together, but because I want your referral. So DO IT.
25. My ADD is very sad now. I can’t believe I even got THIS far on this list.
26. I can pull my foot up behind my back and touch it to my head.
27. I’m obsessed with Japan.
28. David Bowie was my first crush.
29. I have actually kicked guys in the balls. I don’t feel bad about it either.
30. My mom thought I was on drugs when I was 12. She even took my nail polish away so I couldn’t ‘sniff it’.
31. I can shoot guns better than most men. I’ve been that way since I was 5.
32. I can say the alphabet backwards… and quickly.
33. I LOVE butter. On everything. When I eat baked potatoes, I like more butter than potato.
34. I’m not a crack head or a vampire, just anemic. That’s why I’m so pale.
35. Deviled eggs give me bad gas, but I don’t care. I kinda like it…
36. I want a baby so bad I can’t stand it.
37. When I was 7 years old, I was ranked in the top 2 percent of Texas… on a high school level. Now I’m just an idiot. Go me.
38. I have had 3 stepfathers and 7 siblings.
39. I have 2 mother-in-laws right now.
40. If you ever watch Mystery Hunters on Discovery Kids, look for the guy in the intro. I call him Cave Man. He is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. Really.
41. I’ve been trying to type 15 new things about me for the past couple of hours on and off, and they got deleted… wordpress sucks.
42. My mother, Sandi Saulsbury, ran for congress, she didn’t win, but it’s funny that she did it even though she’s so not into politics.
43. I’m sick of my blog because they screwed up this post at least 2 times… but I’ll continue writing in it… I’m weak.
44. You are a douche, I just know it.
45. I like people, but they usually just hate me, cuz they are whores.

That is all, for now. Enjoy.