The Wonderful World of Yuna Halo

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  • You're so lame, I bet you think this blog is about you... but you know what? You're probably right... dumbass.

    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
    -Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence

    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
    you won't find me here

    ice is starting to form
    ending what had begun
    i am locked in my head
    with what i've done
    i know you tried to rescue me
    didn't let anyone get in
    left with a trace of all that was
    and all that could have been

    please
    take this
    and run far away
    far away from me
    i am
    tainted
    the two of us
    were never meant to be
    all these
    pieces
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    nothing
    you meant everything
    everything to me
    gone fading everything
    and all that could have been

    please
    take this
    and run far away
    far as you can see
    i am
    tainted
    and happiness and peace of mind
    were never meant for me
    all these
    pieces
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    nothing
    you meant everything
    everything to me


How to be a top blogger…

Posted by yunahalo on December 20, 2006

Apparently it’s real easy. Who would have thought? These are tips I have discovered in my 3 days of being here.

1. Copy and paste ALOT. It’s easy to let everyone else do the work for you. Don’t talk about yourself or your life, that’s totally NOT what blogging is about right? Goto CNN.com or anywhere with stories that aren’t yours. Now simply *COPY* the whole story and *PASTE* it on your blog… amazing! I know, I know…. People out there really don’t want to read original stories, they don’t want to hear your opinion either. Opinions are so, ugh, NOT mainstream! Ewww! Plus, I really really want to know what CNN said about *THAT* person, because they are soo HAWT and all the rage this week! Plus typing makes my fingers hurt! 😦

2. If you do have an opinion, or fingers that work for that matter, make sure you moan and groan about how ‘No one understands you”… Talk about killing yourself because, OMG, that kid in history class didn’t notice you trying to be unique with your fresh from Hottopic MCR hoodie. Acting sorry for yourself is really BIG these days. Also make sure every blog is pretty much the same, switching a few words every now and then so people don’t get bored. Emo is so hott.

3. If you have a car dealership, please PLEASE make sure you spam about every 30 seconds or so. That way the only blog anyone will see when they go to Lastest Posts is yours. Brilliant! (I hate you Mikes Auto News)

4. OMG I’M BEGGING YOU, If you are a High School Kid, blog and blog ALOT. Make sure you send me your blog link, you know I really want to read it!

I hope you have enjoyed my little list of tips to make you a top blogger! Let me know how it works out for you, ya know, being clever and all…

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7 Responses to “How to be a top blogger…”

  1. Brandi said

    Nice tips for me. I sort of know how you feel. I just signed up here an hour or so ago LMAO.

  2. yunahalo said

    Thanks! Just remember, keep it real and hopfully this thing will get better!

  3. MMM…spam. I love spam. And high school. I like blowing them up. OMFG!!one11 you said you loved me…aww.
    see you around, yuna.

    -ihbe

  4. How beautifully and perfectly cynical. And sadly…a bit too much truth in t his post. LOL.
    WC

  5. Amy Rose said

    soo true.. love your cynicism and wit in this post.. and it is true.. noone has any real contenet anymore!

  6. homeanddry said

    So basically what you’re saying is that blogging is for emo-selfish-lazy business owners?

    Well then, I have myself because you’re not going to buy this ’97 Acura whose picture I got off of randomcarsite.com… boo hoo…

  7. yunahalo said

    Yes…
    I like spam too. So meaty.
    And yes…
    I hate your car.

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