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I’m almost absolutely positive I need to write about something…

Posted by yunahalo on January 13, 2007

But I have no idea what. I’ll make this random. Like a random hotel bathroom picture. hotel.jpg

How about music… that’s a touchy subject, because people are douchebags. Woe is me.
Bands I like:
Nine Inch Nails (Saw them in concert, thought I was gonna die on so many levels)
Mindless Self Indulgence (How can you NOT like them? Oh, you’ve never heard of them… too bad)
White/Rob Zombie (Duh.)
Britney Spears (STFU. Don’t say a word.)
System Of A Down (NO sellout comments… they are absolutely wonderful)
The White Stripes (Why not?)
Tenacious D (Only because Jack Black is uber sexy)
Incubus (And not just because of my brief ‘love affair’ with Brandon Boyd)
Johnny Cash (We played ‘Ring of Fire’ at our wedding… just for fun)
Filter (Hey man, nice gun)
Nirvana (Another duh.)
The Toadies (Possum Kingdom Lake… Only in Texas)
Element Eighty (Cuz it’s family and all)
A Perfect Circle (Judith… NIN remix)
The Beatles (Who DOESN’T like them?)
Ummm, there is totally more, but that brain fart problem of mine is kicking in. That happens ALOT. It should be interesting to see how my music list goes. People like to cry about it alot… but only because their music SUCKS.

Here is something that is freaking me out a tad. I’m getting tons of hits from my website, but my site counter is not reflecting the extra hits. For example, there are only 3 hits on the site today… 1 was me, 3 the day before and I believe 2 the day before that. I have hits from my site 6 times today, 3 times yesterday and 4 times the day before that. Doesn’t add up… maybe it’s aliens, or terrorists.

More Randomness:
My favorite color is Pink. I have no idea why.
I absolutely adore Hello Kitty. She’s HAWT.
I think Paris Hilton isn’t as bad as everyone says. I’ll probably regret saying that…
I’ve been sober for 13 days… a total new record.
I’m 22 years old.
I have 5 tattoos.
I have a BUNCH of piercings… and you can’t see them!
I make and model my own clothes. Here is a few things: (click em to see it bigger)
zebra.jpg dot1.jpg 2.jpg 1skirt.jpg neontop.jpg
I’ve sold clothes to people in Canada, Spain, and all over the US.
I think the Magpul Masada is ugly, but what do I know, I’m just a girl.
I’m horribly bored now… so I shall publish this.

Oh, and don’t make fun of my butt… it’s flat and ugly.
…And Tally is dead sexy.

21 Responses to “I’m almost absolutely positive I need to write about something…”

  1. I like your clothes, Yuna. And yes, as far as music goes: I know I’m a twat and therefore I bow in the dust before what is thou.

  2. ijou said

    What did I do. I never said you werent my friend. If I did I didnt mean it. And its not my fault the pretty Scandinavian girl likes me more than you. She even said she would come to the US for me without seeing a picture. Why? Because my sexiness radiates to Norway.

  3. yunahalo said

    I bet she’d come see me first! Heyyy… why don’t you pop a pic up on your blog? Just for fun…. and put me on your effin blogroll while you’re at it… unless I’m just not good enough for you… And I’m assuming that’s the problem. I’m NOT good enough for you.

  4. Hey, I love you both. Now contribute to my blog before I shit on a plate and ship it off to where ever you may be.

  5. parasol said

    The Masada is hot. Almost as hot as Sarah. Twice as hot as Jeramy though.

  6. Pssst: Yuna and Talls : I don’t like dildoman anymore: He has a unibrow (Yuna, remember my shallowness). I’m just on for the torture now.

  7. rhapakatui said

    I win…
    and I get to keep my friends as a reward…
    yay me..

  8. yunahalo said

    ‘You’ve got RED on you…’
    WTF kind of avatar is that? It’s just red. Good one.

  9. You referanced our new rifle the Magpul Masada. Sorry you think it is ugly, but it is meant to look mean. We can make you one in Pink! FYI we at Magpul also like NIN (saw them in Denver), Nirvina (Saw them at Pink’s Garage, Hawaii), Jonny Cash (Folsom Prison Blues) and our other favs are, Bauhaus and the Coctaeu Twins.


    Yuna: You always got red on yous.

  11. yunahalo said

    Magpul Boss, if you can make me one in pink, I’d buy it… BTW, my husband is Cap’n Crunch/Tally Fortenberry…. And you better like NIN, I’d kill you otherwise… we saw them in Houston… Also, if I might ask, which magpul ‘boss’ is this?

  12. parasol said


    At the Houston NIN show, we were right against the bar in the pit. Literally 10 feet from the stage. I hurt like crap for a week afterwards. Good times…

    You get that last email a few weeks back?


    Move to America. I’ll buy ya one. If you’re nice.


    I love ya.

  13. Yay!!!!
    I’ll have to marry Cody to get my green card. Ok with you?

  14. yunahalo said

    YAY! That’ll work… 🙂

  15. I’m being fucking serious. HAHAH. I’m moving to Dallas. WOOO.

  16. yunahalo said

    WHAT??? Fo’s REAL?

  17. parasol said

    Dallas… The Texas equivalent of Sadr City. No offense to Rags…

  18. and kirbyville is the texas equivalent of the sahara desert.

    “Dallas? That town’s full of crackheads and debutantes! And half of them play for the Cowboys.”
    -Hank Hill

  19. Toothpaste-on-mirror said

    Is that the gun that Al Pacino used in the movie “Heat”?

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