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    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
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An ‘odd’ question, I think.

Posted by yunahalo on January 15, 2007

Is it just me or does skim milk remind anyone else of rat breastmilk? Just think about it….

Oh, and 2 days left on my eBay auctions… Like you even care! :o)


39 Responses to “An ‘odd’ question, I think.”

  1. How do you, dearest, know what rat breastmilk tastes like?

  2. yunahalo said

    Wouldn’t you like to know? :o)

    Annnd, I didn’t say anything about taste! Now people know something about me I wasn’t planning on telling!

  3. What, that you produce ratbreastmilk?

  4. yunahalo said

    You’re just jealous!

    Ever had a rat breastmilk milkshake? THAT, my dear, is really what brings all the boys to the yard.

  5. Mmmm…It sure brought me. Link me your hubbys blog, I want to see….

  6. yunahalo said

    It’s the one that says ‘Bite my shiny, metal…’

    Oh, and he wants to know if ya’lls service rifle is the AK5…

  7. Nah, AG3

  8. yunahalo said

    He says ‘aww man’ and that he apologizes… you should go see his blog now, he just wrote a new one that is pretty nice. I think.

  9. parasol said

    Doh, I should have known that, and it would only make sense that Heckler-Koch GMbH would be sucking the collective teat of Norway as well. I guess after 40 years, they quit whispering sweet things in your ear while they fuck your government out of tax dollars. Unfortunately, they’re still sweet talking our politico-facists.

    I saw some photos from Norway semi-recently of some kind of replacement trials. The Diemaco C7/C8 would be the best choice (of the 3 hopefuls) by far, with the bastardized SwissArms Sig 55x series competitor being second choice. The unholy G36 is a piece of melting ‘Social Disease’, thanks to ‘zee Germans’ not realizing that anchoring the barrel trunion to a plastic upper receiver, and making the bolt carrier slide on plastic rails would be a bad thing. It’s melt-tastic!

    On the upside, your country had the forethought to field the AG-3F1, which, although it is an HK product, is pretty nice. I sold a G3K (HK91K, commercial variant) with an entire spare parts kit about 3 years ago to buy some M4 parts and never looked back.

    Pray for the C8!

  10. I hate it. It’s heavy and it’s boring.

  11. parasol said

    You hate my ass? Oh, you mean the AG3…

    How can you hate it? It’s dripping with Teutonic charisma! It’s like… T3H H4W73S7 SH17 3V4!!!!one!!!1

    Yeah, I fucking hate it too. It’s a waste of sheet metal. To exacerbate the weight, it’s 12 fucking feet long. It’s like carrying a telephone pole around. Not to mention, the recoil is stout, muzzle blast is horrific, and it’s made by HKD. It is the epitome of sucking the toadhole.

    I think the only other countries still using it are Pakistan, and a load of Sub-Saharan, and Latin American shitholes.

    To top off the ineffectiveness of the AG3, the 7.62N rounds used (if they’re an M80 analog) don’t fragment at any velocity. The wound channel is anemic compared with fragmenting 5.56 (M193, M855/SS109, or MK262 Mod 1) and there’s a huge risk of overpenetration.

    Overpenetration is never good, regardless of the context.

  12. Meh, try being 158 cms tall and running with it on your back in the norwegian woods. I had a fucking trail after me, spent a week cleaning it and had MASSIVE bruises on the back of my legs. Fucking Ag3. I named it Torben after it almost chopped my finger off while i was cleaning it.

  13. yunahalo said

    Tally almost lost his thumb TWICE sticking it up the butthole of an AK 74 trying to get the cleaning kit out… It’s hilarious to see him screaming with a rifle attached to his hand while I unscrew the butt plate… if only I had a video.

  14. parasol said

    It’s the godawful truth. The first time was in a parking lot, and the second was in my room. I don’t know why some backwoods freaking Somali can manage a Kalashnikov, and I can’t.

    I also nearly chopped my thumb off on my bandsaw, AND I got bit by a fucking snake in the same shitty day. I’m still not convinced the snake ‘bit’ me, and I didn’t just get some of his stinky love sause in my mouth after dragging his ass out of the house. Regardless, I got sick.

  15. Why didn’t you kill the fucker?

  16. yunahalo said

    Cuz he likes snakes… Only god knows why. He has caught 3 of them in the house… within a week’s time. I HATE THEM. All the snakes are gone now, and the birds are running rampant. We have had 2 in the house in a week’s time. It’s a regular zoo around here, I’m thinking about charging admission…

  17. Fun fact: I love snakes and insects. Lizards however are my favorite.

  18. yunahalo said

    Tally says next time he catches one, he’ll send it to you.

  19. Answer your fucking e-mail, and read the comment on shoppe post. You fucking whore; I could just jam my fist in your face, you make me so horny. (that was a compliment)

  20. yunahalo said

    Heck yes. Read my new blog. It’s fantabulous!

  21. Link prease: I is only not so smart. Yes.

  22. yunahalo said

    Are you asian now? Cuz they can’t speak very good.
    But I thought you were black earlier…
    I is cornfused…

  23. yunahalo said

    I is only not so smart.

    You made me snort like a piggy.


  25. yunahalo said

    EVERYTHING IS MOVING SOOOO SLOOOOOWWW…. I have dial up like a whore… I DID check my email you SLUT. And I wroted back…

  26. Stupid dial-up whore. No msn, then piggy? Tell tally his dick is huge. It’s a beauty.

  27. yunahalo said

    He knows, he knows… my computer just exploded all over me. It is the geigh. Heh.


  29. yunahalo said

    I SWEAR I DID. I think. I just said I have no MSN… But I think I have AIM… I DO have AIM. It’s dumb and it hates me.

  30. 😦 My life is shit. I have no AIM and can’t download shit on this >&%/¤&%# computer at work. Do webmsn : and talk to me. (if you e-mailed my hotmailaccount, it’s being a shit, email the other one.)

  31. yunahalo said

    It was suppose to be the other one… but I gotta go lyke, in 5 minutes. It will take all night to download anyways. I’ll start it. Then I’ll be back on in a few… hours. Are you gonna kill me?

  32. Nah, i’m going to bed. I so fucking tired I think I may have developed parkinsons.

  33. yunahalo said

    Sweetest dreams… try not to wet the bed again. Think about Jeramy, the dildo wonder. It will help you drift into sleepy land. Hope the tooth fairy doesn’t visit you… she’s an asshole, or so I hear…

  34. No urine wetness when thinking of mr. dildo. Only GOOD wetness?

  35. rhapakatui said

    1… rats have tits all the way down their stomach…therefore making it not so much breast milk as just rat milk…

    2. Im really flattered and all.. but my gf is now jealous of Norway (the entire country)…

    3. none of the names I have ever been called (and there are alot) include the word “dildo”…

    thanks for your time…

  36. yunahalo said

    Jeramy, you are DRUNK huh? And I still believe it’s rat BREASTmilk…

  37. parasol said

    Jeramy, tell Nancy to join the club. Norway has me jealous like a burger flipper on the 8th day of the month.

  38. Ah, she’s only jealous cos you told her you want me, dildoman.
    And you’re welcome for my time.

  39. parasol said

    He won’t answer his phone. I think she killed him.

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