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  • You're so lame, I bet you think this blog is about you... but you know what? You're probably right... dumbass.

    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
    -Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence

    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
    you won't find me here

    ice is starting to form
    ending what had begun
    i am locked in my head
    with what i've done
    i know you tried to rescue me
    didn't let anyone get in
    left with a trace of all that was
    and all that could have been

    please
    take this
    and run far away
    far away from me
    i am
    tainted
    the two of us
    were never meant to be
    all these
    pieces
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    nothing
    you meant everything
    everything to me
    gone fading everything
    and all that could have been

    please
    take this
    and run far away
    far as you can see
    i am
    tainted
    and happiness and peace of mind
    were never meant for me
    all these
    pieces
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    nothing
    you meant everything
    everything to me


Nikke, why don’t you ever look at my blog anymore?

Posted by yunahalo on January 16, 2007

My dear cousin, Nikke, doesn’t read my blog anymore… Because SHE really HATES ME. Or so I think. Someone needs to tell her that reading my blog daily is good for your intestinal tract and makes you regular. Pooping regularly is highly important, I think. So yeah, click her link and tell her she needs to love me more. All of my millions of adoring fans (ihbe), should be right on this task…. right?

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7 Responses to “Nikke, why don’t you ever look at my blog anymore?”

  1. parasol said

    She does, indeed, hate you.

    But she’s married to Lee, can you blame her for hating everyone and eveything? That’s why I only had a fling with him, and left him at the altar.

  2. yuna: I shit every day. It always smells of baby burp and is often pink.

    parasol: a good runaway at the altar is always fun. Especially if you can mock the one standing there because she/he is obese. LOLOLOLOL. I stole that from your lady. Our lady.

  3. parasol said

    Obesity never fails to make me laugh. Rosie O’Donnel and Michael Moore are my favorite. They’re proof that you can be fat, AND max out the low end of the Bell Curve.

  4. I think I’ll marry someone obese just so I can abuse him. it’ll be great! When I dutch over him, he’ll be too fat to escape!!!!!

  5. ekkin said

    I read your blog… this is proof

  6. parasol said

    Sarah married someone fat, and look how that turned out. I’m such a fucking heffer.

  7. Idetrorce said

    very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
    Idetrorce

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