The Wonderful World of Yuna Halo

I is only not so smart.

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  • You're so lame, I bet you think this blog is about you... but you know what? You're probably right... dumbass.

    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
    -Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence

    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
    you won't find me here

    ice is starting to form
    ending what had begun
    i am locked in my head
    with what i've done
    i know you tried to rescue me
    didn't let anyone get in
    left with a trace of all that was
    and all that could have been

    take this
    and run far away
    far away from me
    i am
    the two of us
    were never meant to be
    all these
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    you meant everything
    everything to me
    gone fading everything
    and all that could have been

    take this
    and run far away
    far as you can see
    i am
    and happiness and peace of mind
    were never meant for me
    all these
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    you meant everything
    everything to me

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The Art Of Being Emo

Posted by yunahalo on January 16, 2007

What’s more emo than standing in the freezing ass cold with no jacket on? What’s more emo than letting the faux-ass snowy crap fall gracefully on your jet black emo head? What’s more emo than emo? The flesh bag that calls himself my brother. He is teh total EMO.emo.jpg
Please note the AFI shirt. The total emo hottness.
Oh, and please ignore the hurricane wrecked fence and tree… but don’t ignore the white trash Black Beard flag spraypainted on the redneck deep freeze. We grow tadpoles (awwww) in that deep freeze.

The Angry Emo, But Not Too Angry… The Agony Of The Emo… The Overall Sadness Of The Emo…

See how much pain and suffering goes into being emo? Emo is so emo.

63 Responses to “The Art Of Being Emo”

  1. ekkin said

    Cody is awesome

  2. Well. tell your brother I’ll have him. Yuna, do you hate me now? I even apologized to Nikke. I felt bad. See, I can REALLY be good? BTW: tadpoles are so cute i wanna eat them:)


  4. Alec said

    Great Im the only guy that youve seen thats not hot. go me! But hell, what can I say, Im used to getting the shitty end of the stick, so I really dun give a flying fuck now.

  5. Alec; you’re cute (it’s better) Now I’m all emo; I just watched Sweet November. Fuck me and my stupid femininity.

  6. yunahalo said

    Alec, ihbe thinks Cody is fiiiiine. Not ‘not hot’. Duh. You should go emo… I’ll help! It’ll be fun.

  7. parasol said

    Alec, stop being so damned emo. you’re almost 1/50th as emo as Cody.

    I felt like a pro taking those pics… I just kept shouting, “Look sassy you fat fucking cow! You’re such a slut! SASSY, GODDAMMIT!”. It was marvelous fun… Until he started crying. I guess I shouldn’t have really kicked him in the balls. But boy, was it worth it.

  8. Parasol: I will hurt you with my…used, crusty thong if you dare insult King of Emo.

    Yuna: I thought you were mad at me and turned into the Queen of Emo; watching Sweet November, crying my eyes out (Keanu is such a fag)

    Alec: Stop sulking or I’ll write something mean.

  9. yunahalo said

    Why would I be mad at you? Have you gone mental? Again? I’s be nothing but love. For you. *heart*

  10. AWWWWWWWW. Yuna, you are my bestest friend and the only girl I like. (I hate bitches)

  11. yunahalo said

    ‘I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it.
    I’m about to lose control and I think I like it.’

    I sung yous a black lady song. Just for you.

  12. I is touched for you are offering so much, you are my bestest friend, Yunbuns and I is going to have to see you so I can teaches some english langugages I thinks. This touching me deeply yes it is.

  13. yunahalo said

    I is think to understand it.

  14. y’all are morons 🙂

  15. yunahalo said

    Who say to you a test to our smartness?

  16. Yes, you is you to say I being not so smart, when in fact you can be a peanut in your head ways.

  17. yunahalo said


  18. what the fuck ever, i’m a goddamn genius. even if i wasn’t, y’all would be at a great disadvantage seein as you’re women

  19. yunahalo said

    We woman not know the too much in the head.

  20. yunahalo said

    Are we to make you’re head to exploding?

  21. parasol said

    I’m at a complete loss for words.

  22. here’s a word for you: divorce.

  23. yunahalo said

    He is not to be the devorice as he is to purchase me from my country. I am to be his mail order to bride. He is to not return of me.

  24. parasol said

    The worst part is, she’s actually been speaking like this for the entirety of the morning.


  26. Dearest Tally; I’m so sorry for the influence I’ve had on your wife. Now, let’s hope I turn her into an older me when I come over. JOY.

    Yuna: Saw the movie, then, being an idiot realised I’d already seen it. I still watched it though. Ok, so I’m a geek: I LOVE FINAL FANTASY AND WANT TO MARRY CLOUD AND TIDUS. (I’m done.)

  27. yunahalo said

    At my wedding, when I walked down the aisle, we had Tifa’s Theme played… How major dorkish is that? 🙂 Yup. Tidus is the HAWT. Yuna is my Hero and Lulu is my slut whore lover. Rikku is just a slut. Do you like FF8 as well? I is to be Rinoa soon on one day. She is to be so the sexy.

  28. My fav is FF9, but I played FFVII, FFVIII, FFIX, FFX, FFX2. When they went online I told them to fuck themselves. ( I couldn’t afford it = played FF9 all over again)

  29. And for the record: Cloud is the hottest. I is a wet cunt yes for he. He my heart makes all bangbang.

  30. yunahalo said

    Hurray! Final Fantasy is the ownz, no really, it is. Isn’t it your bedtime yet? You gotta be sleepy cuz I know I am, and it’s only 8:30 here… and dildoman + gf is suppose to come over soon, or at least they better or we will goto sleep. Yup. Oh, check your email. I sent those links. Have fun!

  31. I’m working nights; no beddytime in another 4 hours

    Saw the links: no pics. Stupid gunman. Say hi to dildoman and jealousgirlfriend. Btw: i’ll mail you some pics of me and my fantastic beautiful self from my hotmail. I don’t know why, just feel like whoring.

  32. yunahalo said

    You may whore to me all you want. Yeeeeess. Oh, and facebook does have gay pics, but I think you have to register. What a scam… You always have to register for EVERYTHING. I’m suprised I don’t have to register to goto the bathroom…

  33. yunahalo said

    I’m gonna go watch TV for a bit, I’ll probably (maybe) be back soon. Don’t miss me too much. Or kill yourself.

  34. Too late. (slits throat and offers kidney to weird old man on corner)

  35. bex said



    emo is not original all you fuckers have done is messed around with several types of alternative image (Goth, Punk, Skate, Grunge) to make up some silly looking onsomble.
    You fuckers have ruined the world of rock. You are not depressed you’re just teenagers, fucking get over it you lame fags. Youre all sad losers. Get a life and boys, dont wear make up…It’s confusing when youre trying to insult one of your kind.



  36. yunahalo said

    You’re so EMO, you CAN’T STAND IT. Literally.
    I can assure you, you aren’t ‘PUNK RAWK’ if you consider AFI to be such. You don’t know the first thing about punk. I will school you if you are ever so interested. ‘You are not depressed you’re just teenagers’… YOU DUMBASS. We aren’t ’emo’. Or teenagers for that matter. Well, the guy in the pic is 18, so he is, I guess…. but still he’s older than you, apparently. We are all adults here, don’t be jealous. You can’t help that you are just a little boy/girl/it. Oh, and to help you on your journey of being and idiot, check this out:

    Also, if any of you guys want to harrass this dumbass waste of space, this is it’s email address:
    Ya know, just to say hi or what have you.

    This is yet ANOTHER reason I hate high school emo KIDS. Hey ‘BeX’ (how lame is that?) Go listen to some MXPX or some GOOD CHARLOTTE, cuz we know you love them.

  37. the only thing AFI’s bandmembers would kill is themselves. because that’s what little emo shits do.

    punk sucks too, by the way. yes yuna. sucks.

  38. yunahalo said

    Duh, why do you think it’s called ‘punk’. I know the facts and music… didn’t say I loved it, although the Sex Pistols R teh PWNZ. Of course. Sid Vicious… yum.

  39. right. you raise the Black Flag for The Clash of being a Misfit in a society full of Dead Kennedys, every chance you get. and you’d suck the Rancid cock of each and every one of the Ramones. you know, if you weren’t married. and they weren’t all old/dead/methed out.


  41. yunahalo said

    Or fat….

    Yes. you know me so well.

    And back to dumbass, AFI wears more makeup than I do…
    “Get a life and boys, dont wear make up…It’s confusing when youre trying to insult one of your kind.”
    WTF? BeX is the new retard.
    Like, ‘Stop being such a BeX….’
    How trendy.

  42. yunahalo said

    I’m so proud of you! ‘ULTRAMEGASUPERPOWERBOMB’ is a really big word, did you spell it all by yourself, or did you have to look it up? Either way, you are such a big boy!


  44. yunahalo said

    I is to be the insulting are to you. You are to be of the owned.
    Please accept to being so.

  45. “you is to semen of the battery in the horse, not more liking of fish in the moon like your face of disease with me!”

  46. yunahalo said

    I am to be wishing powerslave would be to come and teach me of the english… then die. He is horribly annoying. That’s why he is soooooo kewl. OMG.

  47. yunahalo said

    Poor little kid, HAHA… We have tons of owned pics collected over the years, I shall compile them later… for fun. They are really the best of the best. I swear.

  48. nobody owns likw the Queen of England. god she’s hot

  49. yunahalo said

    Ever seen her naked? She has a tail… and uses it. In a pornographic way. You’d love it.

  50. now i know why you like Momo so much

  51. yunahalo said

    Yes, I’m all about the tail.

  52. noisome slattern

  53. yunahalo said

    I is to not know what you are to saying…

  54. maladroit plebe

  55. bex: eat my cock , emowhore.

    yunbuns: i’m baaaaack. yummie

    rags: I hate you

  56. yunahalo said

    I hope ya’ll aren’t afeared of clowns…. 🙂

    I found that in my search for owned pics…

  57. yunahalo said

    Yes yummie, speaking of yummie… I was to be enjoying your pics, and now Alec wants them. Heh.

  58. I’m so hot, i want to marry myself. yay. Forward the pics, i can’t be fucked. stupid hotmail.

  59. yunahalo said

    Ummmmk. I suppose I can. He needs some new porn anyways…

  60. Alec said

    I have plenty of porn…and I have Ares and rapidshare…so bleh, still i havent recieved the pics yet.

  61. meh

  62. parasol said

    Grossed out, ihbe?

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