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Gotta watch out for dem buttmoles!

Posted by yunahalo on January 17, 2007

Approach a person, anyone will do.
Get real close to them. Close enough to reach around them.
Ask, ‘Have you ever heard about them butt moles?’ while simultaneously jamming your index finger up their asshole. (Through their pants that is, unless you are a freak)
Embrace their look of fear and disgust.
Repeat on someone else.

Title edited just for Joshieboy/Rags

43 Responses to “Gotta watch out for dem buttmoles!”


  2. yunahalo said

    You like that don’t you? I figured you would. Oh, and it only works on other people, so stop doing it to yourself. That’s just not as fun. Or maybe it is…

  3. powerslave said

    Could add that to How to make men uncomfortable.

    You like that don’t you? I figured you would. Oh, and it only works on other people, so stop doing it to yourself. That’s just not as fun. Or maybe it is…
    IS if you have an itch!

  4. pf.
    personally i think “gotta watch out for dem buttmoles!” would be a little better. leaves them going “huh?” or rather, “huOW”

  5. yunahalo said

    There. Changed. Just for you.

  6. ugh. fucking ihbe. now i’ll always be known as ‘joshie’. daft cunt

  7. Hey, fuck off : I’m the reason you are the Great Joshie.

    Yuna: My face would look so tranquil you’d think I were a 70 year fag being poked in the arse by Alec.

  8. parasol said

    Alec does like those 70 year old fags…


    Sorry man, I couldn’t resist.

  9. Alec said

    We’re not getting nto that. He only liked high school girls anyway…

  10. yunahalo said

    Too bad for you, huh?

  11. Alec said

    I know.I so wanted his manly cock…Jesus, I’m now more jealous and towards the other side of the ole’ A+B=ME GOING INTO PSYCHO mode equaiton.

  12. Alec, I needs you to drive me from Fort Worth to Yunbuns in like 3 months. Should I rent a 70 year old to suck your cock, or do you want ol’ JOshieboy to do it?

  13. Alec said

    Will the 70 year old man be toothless? Ill go ahead and drive you, if you cant. Ill just paut the moves on ya 😉 Im sure I can have a day off seeing as noone gives a fuck at my work. Hell, there might or might not be people who smoke weed in the bathroom there.

  14. Alec said

    Try to do come down on a weekend. I have clas every day, and I HAVE to go to EVERY class.

  15. Alec: Once you see me you’ll be glad you skipped class, I’m so darn hot.

  16. Alec said

    All I would get to do is see you. No passionate making out and such. Alec said :(. Oh, and the reason I cant skip is the fact that higher ups moniter my attendance. Ill just say something though lke Ihave a family event or some shit. Could I have a date?

  17. Whatever floats your shit, Alec. Don’t expect getting any. I’m doing you a favour, not the other way around:)

  18. Alec said

    I still have my dreams. Passionate making out and such will do. It’ll be more action than I’ve had in a while. 🙂

  19. Alec said

    Oh and if you come here you get to find out what large amounts of bass and how much they make music kick ass. If thats not poular in Norway. I dunno, dont you still use longboats to get to work and shit :p. J/k. Anyway, I love my system.

  20. I will come here, but I’m scared you’ll rape and kill me. No making out, dude, that’s rape.

  21. Alec said

    If you’re so scared I wont come get you then and relieve you of that fear. Woohoo, I have no other purpose here…

  22. Fine, your loss. I’m going by bus. Then I can listen to the music I like but am too embarrased to confess.

  23. Alec said

    Ok, I will. You just didnt seem too enthralled by it.

  24. Alec said

    Sorry I just feel like several tons of lead has been dropped upon me, and that assailants have just stolen everything of value and killed everyone I like and my family. But whatever. And Im sure I listen to that same music too. So we can be col and listen to it on my decaying stereo system. I used to have 4 up front but Walmart sells defective Pioneer products that blow out after 3 months use.

  25. Alec said

    And I dont wanna lose that oppurtunity 😉

  26. Oh, you just have. Now beg for me to let you drive me.

  27. Alec said


  28. HAAAHHA. You suck. Ok, I’ll let you drive me, but only if you bring 2 bottles of evian, 3 packs of marlboros and an aluminium bat, for killing purposes.

  29. parasol said

    ihbe, *powerslavespeak on* yuo are such teh bishes for beens so mane for teh uranium cockage. i am teh telephone poel in his arse. Is teh Tile Cunt is doildomane for the sucking of a coke. *powerslavespeak off*

    Alec, stop being such a bitch. Stand up to her! Show her who’s her fucking boss! You’re a MAN goddammit, so fucking act like one! And then get slapped down… But still, it’s the thought that counts.

  30. Alec said

    Who are we going to kill. I can gt a shotgun for cheap…its more fun that way. And what marlboros, red?

  31. I’m gonna kill anyone I find intimidating..Red marlboros. EVIAN. Don’t listen to parasol, he’s just jealous of my powerslavespeak.

  32. parasol said

    Feh. I am jealous of you thieving my wife. Your powerslavespeak doesn’t count, you’re part of the powerslavehivemind.

    *phone rings*

    Me: Hello?
    IHBE: *strangles me through the phone*

    Keep your filthy jaws of life to yourself.

  33. Parasol: EAT SOME CYANID. I love you both, but I’m not calling her, it’s a punishment. For the both of you. (to think i wanted you two to adopt me)

  34. parasol said

    But if I ate cyanide, I’d die 😦

  35. i am very, very confused right now

  36. I’m going to shut down my blog, leave you all alone and turn emo. Goodbye, rag’s (you can have the blog), goodbye, yuna. Bye parasol; sorry you hate me. Alec: meh…you watch porn.

  37. Alec said

    Tally or Sarah, whichever reads this first, call me, Im the 679 number on the caller ID. I think my computer may have a trjan, Im not sure.

  38. hahahahaha! N00B~!

  39. Alec said

    Im serious.Ill haveone programin front and it just cliks over to anther for no reason.

  40. parasol said

    But IHBE, I looooooves ya! Don’t leave us, then we’ll be all emo 😦

    Alec, that’s what you get for fucking your computer while watching porn. It don’t work that way.

  41. seriously, alec. ‘hard drive’ and ‘floppy drive’ are descriptions, not suggestions

  42. parasol said

    Someone needs to make that into an ‘owned’ picture. Almost as good as ‘hunchback phillistine’. That got thrown into my vocabulary in a hard, thrusting manner.

  43. *bow*

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