The Wonderful World of Yuna Halo

I is only not so smart.

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  • You're so lame, I bet you think this blog is about you... but you know what? You're probably right... dumbass.

    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
    -Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence

    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
    you won't find me here

    ice is starting to form
    ending what had begun
    i am locked in my head
    with what i've done
    i know you tried to rescue me
    didn't let anyone get in
    left with a trace of all that was
    and all that could have been

    please
    take this
    and run far away
    far away from me
    i am
    tainted
    the two of us
    were never meant to be
    all these
    pieces
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    nothing
    you meant everything
    everything to me
    gone fading everything
    and all that could have been

    please
    take this
    and run far away
    far as you can see
    i am
    tainted
    and happiness and peace of mind
    were never meant for me
    all these
    pieces
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    nothing
    you meant everything
    everything to me


So I got this email….

Posted by yunahalo on January 29, 2007

From: “**** *****”
To: “vicioussarah@yahoo.com”
Subject: BITCH.
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 16:54:57 +0000

Write something new for me to comment you slut!
I’m bored with life.
Is you guys ok?

Love ****

Ring venner med PC-til-PC-samtaler – GRATIS Prøv det nå!

And now I have to write something…. And the email has norwegian crap at the bottom. Cuz I totally know what it means. And Tally is playing Halo 2. Duh. Speaking of Halo… There is an interesting Wikipedia article about it.

“The release of Halo 3 will also trigger the exodus of the male population under the age of 25 into their basements to play for the next six years in a continuous epic battle, mourning the close of the trilogy. Mothers, daughters, and girlfriends will be left to fend for themselves as the entire male population will be immersed in a battle of epic proportions to save the universe.”

I’m sooooo glad they assume only men play the game and make no note of them having wives. But they do mention daughters. I know for a fact that children can not be conceived by Halo dorks. It destroys their sex organs. It also makes sex unappealing. What’s more fun? Killing crazy aliens and ‘saving the world’ or having sex with your mediorce wife? Halo it is. Yes. So I probably won’t have children until 6 years after the release of Halo 3. Because my husband, being under 25, will be stuck in our basement. The funny part? We have no basement. Those Bungie guys must be made of pure brilliance. Maybe one day one of them will get married… I think they have no idea what a wife is. But one of them had a girlfriend one time in 2nd grade, so they know all about those. Dumbasses.

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7 Responses to “So I got this email….”

  1. Interesting post. Funny how it starts off about a email, then turns in to a rant about girls and Halo 2. Bungie might have something to say about the whole wive thing though.

  2. yunahalo said

    Well, tell them to bring it on! Maybe wives is a sore subject to them… *ouch*

  3. getalife said

    you’re a dumb@ss

  4. yunahalo said

    OMG!!@1211!!!!! LYYYKE… THATS SOOOOOOOOooOOoO MEAN!!!1!!!

    I believe it’s D-U-M-B-A-S-S, dumbass….

  5. getalife: this is too easy – but since I’m quite funny, regardless of what your jealous, oversized arse may think here you go: CHOKE ON SMEGMA, YOU HUMOURLESS HOMO! (OMG, did I just use homo as an insult? Yes, I did.)

  6. parasol said

    Ouch.

  7. You betcha!

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