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    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
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Alchemy, Alchemy…

Posted by yunahalo on January 30, 2007

Ok, so far my entire blog has been mostly crap. Crap is all I know. I’ve been meaning to write better and more exciting things, but hey, I’m an idiot so bear with me. It has occurred to me that a whole bunch of you has never heard of alchemy, so instead of boring you with my usual garb, I decided to bore you with this. Yes. It’s completely amazing. I swear. Let’s start off with the basic run down of this here alchemy. It’s really simple. All that happens is you take one element or compound and turn it into another. Quick example: You can turn lead into gold. Now doesn’t that sound nice? The tricky part is getting the numbers and elements correct. There must be an exact equivalent exchange or things will not go as hoped.
“Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange”
Ok, at this point you are thinking a.) I have completely lost it, b.) I’m on to something, or c.) I’m a total dork. I prefer d.) All of the above. I’m really, truly interested in alchemy… but there is only one tiny, little problem. Very few people believe it exists. There are plenty of claims that it works, but no evidence to back it. Maybe I’m wasting my time, but then again maybe I’ll be the first to prove it. Either way, it’s MY time, I’ll waste it as I please… So, who’s with me?

Ok, don’t everyone jump up at once… if you absolutely HATE this, stick around for a few more days… Soon I shall explore the depths of the 7 deadly sins and explain its very close connection with the Smurfs. It may or may not be totally worth it! I suppose we shall see…

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9 Responses to “Alchemy, Alchemy…”

  1. i’ll be the first to prove the sun is composed of pink elephants dancing ballet

    by the way. anime shows on Adult Swim do NOT a good starting point for research make

  2. Logan said

    Well, this sort of thing is totally over my head. Ask me about iambic pentameter and poetry and I can talk for hours. Science class was the one I slept through. But this sounds pretty damn interesting. Give me a yell if you figure out the lead into gold thing.

    By the way, I’ve enjoyed reading your crappy blog!

  3. Yuna..I’m am stunned. What happened to only sticking to what you know (crap) and blowing things up? 😦 You is only too samrt for me.

  4. yunahalo said

    RAGS, I’m really gonna get you NOW! Alchemy has been around a tad longer FMA… I don’t know what I’m gonna do to you yet… but I promise it’ll be FUN! You silly goober….Oh, and Tally says your bitter because someone transmutated your cock into a donkey, but I don’t believe it.

    And ihbe… don’t worry, I’m still an idiot.

    And yay! LOGAN! Thanks for reading 🙂

  5. oo, whatre ya gonna do, draw a chalk circle around me?

  6. aMmAr said

    hmm… perhaps the novel ‘AL-CHEMIST’by PAULO COEHLO.

    might interest you. if u havent read it yet.

  7. yunahalo said

    Thanks for the suggestion! I need to read more…

  8. aMmAr said

    hmm..okie

    letcee wat u make of it !

  9. parasol said

    I drew a chalk shape one time. It was the outline of the last bitch that I shanked. No, I did not clap my hands and touch the ground afterwards. I did however, equivalently exchange my hand to Lee’s ass a few times the other night. He liked it much.

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