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    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
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    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
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    ice is starting to form
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Search Terms this week…

Posted by yunahalo on February 23, 2007

Jesus CHRIST do I love search terms! They really have a small spot in my heart. Here is my faves that the last week has brought me:

best songs 2007: No really, I have NO IDEA what you little teeny boppers listen to this year…
women should be seen and not heard: It seems there really are little woman-hating fuckers out there… ya know, without women, you’d only have animals and men to have sex with… dumbass.
i hate retarded kids: Me too… ya know, the ones that aren’t medically challenged… but flat out retarded.
song penetrate you: Do you mean Closer, you dumbass?
britney speak not hear: Huh?
yuna fake: Really, what does that mean? Please, oh PLEASE tell me!
destroy smurfs: Ok, Gargamel…
seven movie explanation: I actually wasn’t allowed to see that movie…
britney hair auction: Want Britney hair? I’ll send you some for $400.00…
i’m not a racist but myspace: But myspace what?…
i have no soul to sell the best thing yo: Bah, you do have a soul… The devil doesn’t buy poser souls…
yuna “super body”: Yes, my body is super, what can I say… *I’m a cow*
britney hair ebay 100 million: Yes, it was true… but oh so fake, and scamy…
private website of britney’s hair: It is here… as said, contact for REAL Brit hair…
dress up yuna: I guess I need a stylist…
magpul masada: Bah…. ugly gun.
yzma: …looks like Nancy Pelosi
win britney hair: Yes, give me moneys and you can win it!
am i the only one who hates myspace: Yes, you are, I sooooooo love it. Sooooooo much. Yes.
high school jocks: Can suck my cocks.
Yuna Rape: You are so brilliant. Burn in HELL you fucker…
oakenfold best songs: I wasn’t aware he had ANY good songs at all…
wet yourself photos: I have one, I’ll post later…
“i hate high school”: Yes.
balloon knot bum: WTF is a balloon knot? Thanks Josh!
wow “have you ever seen one of these”: Yes, I have 3 between my legs…
wanting to wet yourself: Is major HAWT.
preps hate thugs: Yes, but who doesn’t?
I HATE THIS SCHOOL IS CRAP: I guess so, they didn’t teach you proper grammar…
10 REASONS NOT TO BE A DEMOCRAT: 1-10… It means you’re retarded…
anna nicole murdered: Yes, we brought that to you first…
“ragnarok” “alchemy”: HAHAHA… Lemme turn Josh into… ummm… something that CAN’T type… šŸ™‚
heckler koch +c8: They don’t make a c8 you douche…
“guys in the balls” 36: Yes… No. I have no idea…
seven deadly smurfs: YES. I wrotes about that!
ish don’t think so: Me eithers…
Halo 3: …YES.
the world seven wonderful things: 1-7… ME. Duh.
world halo: Seems you need a life…
“sethy boringman: *edited* Yes.
getting hits on your blog: Read my guide.
10 reasons im wonderful: Isn’t it obvious?
how to cure idiots: DIE.
NIN Closer download: Video or song?
hk91k: Noooo… not here….
kill myself cos i`m emo: Do it… it’s sooooo trendy…
you let me violate you: If that’s all you know about the song, you need to die.
jimmy urine myspace message: Jimmy says, “Yuna Halo is so fucking awesome, she owns my ass… literally.”
smurfs robot chicken seven: You clever thing, you.
can you buy Magpul Masada: ANOTHER ONE, Magpul Boss… Really, hook me up!

Yes. That is all this week. šŸ™‚ Enjoy.


One Response to “Search Terms this week…”

  1. You. Yes you. I’ve started writing. A little. Now, if you don’t start picking up the phone, I’ll shit all over your blog.

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