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    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
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    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
    you won't find me here

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    ending what had begun
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Who would have thought that a check from God would bounce?

Posted by yunahalo on March 1, 2007

Seems like God may not be as wealthy as originally thought. Hmm, do you think God will get a lawyer or represent himself?

Story from Yahoo! News:

HOBART, Ind. – Kevin Russell found out it’s not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed “King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant,” Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.

Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.

Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.

“I’ve heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I’ve heard of him giving out cash,” White said.

No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.

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2 Responses to “Who would have thought that a check from God would bounce?”

  1. I can’t believe he thought he could get away with that.

  2. parasol said

    I still think that man was freaking brilliant.

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