The Wonderful World of Yuna Halo

I is only not so smart.

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    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
    -Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence

    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
    you won't find me here

    ice is starting to form
    ending what had begun
    i am locked in my head
    with what i've done
    i know you tried to rescue me
    didn't let anyone get in
    left with a trace of all that was
    and all that could have been

    take this
    and run far away
    far away from me
    i am
    the two of us
    were never meant to be
    all these
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    you meant everything
    everything to me
    gone fading everything
    and all that could have been

    take this
    and run far away
    far as you can see
    i am
    and happiness and peace of mind
    were never meant for me
    all these
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    you meant everything
    everything to me

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I am the new HAWT.

**This page had to be edited so my little brother could look at my blog (he’s 21) and not get creeped out.**

A more recent pic…

Lots of me, cuz I am a whore.

Ollllld pic. I was 19, yet this is the oldest I’ve ever looked in a pic, I think.


I had really short hair. And I was hot. But my boobs were little, cuz I wasn’t fat. Like a cow.


I’m such a fag. And a girl. And I don’t match cuz I don’t know how to.


Same day… same story. Different pose. Cuz I’m good like that.


I must have been the hottest waitress in the WORLD. That smokes. Dumb Nikke. But I still love you!


Me and John Stamos. We is super best friends.


Me and Poo dog catching some sun. But it didn’t do anything for me. I think it was broke that day.


I am teh ghey with my fake tattoo. And that is a hole. In my backyard.


Try to breath right, I’m sooo too hawt, I know…



New pics, but still the same hawtness effect…


And one more to screw you over… me and my hawt husband… oh yeah, take that! :o)


30 Responses to “I am the new HAWT.”

  1. gahhhh. MOMMY, i love you:)

  2. yunahalo said

    Tally said he’s suprised you aren’t trying to breast feed. What a sicko. šŸ™‚ But I love him.

  3. I’m off the bottle and pottytrained. I also coe with a carton of ciggies and another strange things such as malaria.

  4. yunahalo said

    Awesome. šŸ™‚

  5. Yay, i beat brangelinas stupid kids! I’m great. ( Can I marry your brother still? or is that to woody allen of us?)

  6. yunahalo said

    It’s ok in these parts. Girls marry their uncles all the time.

  7. Yay. Think bro will approve?

  8. yunahalo said

    Of course!

  9. parasol said

    You are the always hawt.

  10. fitsnews said

    Damn girl. Keep going. Of course if that is okay with Tally. We really don’t want to get shot or nuthin.

  11. yunahalo said

    Ah, I’m sorry, I’m just so hawt I had to look at myself again…. It’s amazing. I know.

  12. parasol said

    *Schultze voice* Bah, I shootz nuuutzing. *Schultze voice*

    And I had to look too. Cause I’m obsessed. With your hotness.

  13. I had too see you again too. *droooooooooooool* MMM…babycakes.

  14. emperorbananaketchup said

    Love the shot with the fake tat in the back…would you know what those Chinese ideograms mean? I could make out the lower half…it has something to do with “woman”

  15. yunahalo said

    Well, they said it meant ‘love’… Later on I got the kanji symbol for love on the same place for real… but MUCH smaller… I was broke that day and could only afford a baby one.

  16. aMmAr said

    ur ‘hawt’ alrite

  17. Anonymous said

    You look like my sister.
    She died of melanoma.

  18. Anonymous said

    same diff

  19. yunahalo said

    Oh, yes, I’m a whore… thanks for informing me, you are beyond brilliant.


  21. I LOVE THESE PICS!! And yes you certainly are hot.

  22. kacie said

    lol u are so not hawt…..had to turn goth cuz thats the only look that you could make work….ignorant bitch

  23. iheartblackeyes said

    My god, Kacie. I hate you even more now.

  24. yunahalo said

    Mee too.

  25. bavezmei said

    i like your body!!! hope it looks like mine!!! hehehe

  26. Tennesean in Disguise said

    Happy Halo-ween!!!!!!!
    To you and your costumed hubby.
    I’ll bet you’re getting a “flood” of Halo-ween emails today!

  27. 01alpha said

    flying birds …

  28. Rebecca said

    im just a little disturbed:]

  29. Anonymous said

    moar prons plz

  30. me said

    vagina plox!?

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