The Wonderful World of Yuna Halo

I is only not so smart.

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  • You're so lame, I bet you think this blog is about you... but you know what? You're probably right... dumbass.

    "Everyone who is famous sucked a dick to get where they are today. The only difference between us and them? We swallowed it!"
    -Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence

    breeze still carries the sound
    maybe i'll disappear
    tracks will fade in the snow
    you won't find me here

    ice is starting to form
    ending what had begun
    i am locked in my head
    with what i've done
    i know you tried to rescue me
    didn't let anyone get in
    left with a trace of all that was
    and all that could have been

    take this
    and run far away
    far away from me
    i am
    the two of us
    were never meant to be
    all these
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    you meant everything
    everything to me
    gone fading everything
    and all that could have been

    take this
    and run far away
    far as you can see
    i am
    and happiness and peace of mind
    were never meant for me
    all these
    and promises and left behinds
    if only i could see
    in my
    you meant everything
    everything to me

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Random Me Crap.

Since I’m so incredibly bored eh, AMAZING, I decided to make a list (much like Nikke’s) with some random me facts. Yes, most are true.

1. I am terrified of balloons being popped. (Stupid Vacation Bible School/Social Anxiety Disorder.)
2. I look 15. I’m gonna punch the next person that says that to me.
3. I have had a wide variety of jobs. Here’s what I can remember, in order from the first, when I was 11.

  • Pet Groomer
  • Cafe Whore (I did lots of things there. Cuz I was 12. And cool.)
  • Car Hop
  • Disgusting employee of Jenny’s Fried Chicken. (Gag)
  • Certified Tanning Consultant
  • Waitress at Pizza Hut. (Almost management. Stoopid GLORIA. I hope you choke. To death.)
  • Chiropractic Assistant
  • Costume Maker/Seamstress
  • Waitress at Tamollie’s.
  • Beauty Consultant
  • Clothing Designer/eBay Slut
  • Stay at home bum. (Currently.)
  • 4. I love animals. Most kinds. We even traveled part way across the country just to see a baby panda and his parents. Awww. I also use to keep rats as pets. They are lovely.
    5. I can skateboard. Roller blading is dumb.
    6. I was born on an island.
    7. Tally is my first, last and final love. I’m obsessed. I can’t help it.
    8. I’m waaay too nice to people and let them walk all over me. But not anymore. You piss me off, I kill you. It’s that simple.
    9. My favorite video game is ‘We Love Katamari’. Never heard of it? That sucks for you!
    10. I’m secretly in love with Lindsay Lohan. Don’t tell anyone.
    11. I think I should be the only one that has pink as their favorite color. I should kick some ass over this, your favorite color was GREEN, you douchebag.
    12. I have never broke a bone in body. And I hate milk.
    13. Unlike Alec, I am NOT terrified of the number 13. My phone number is 1313. Just by coincidence.
    14. My hair doesn’t know what color it is. When I dye it, the roots grow out to be that color. Always. Except when my hair is pink, blue, green, purple, orange or totally jet black. It’s just weird like that.
    15. Aside from my ears (which have multiple piercings), I have 6 other holes. And 5 tattoos. Cuz I’m all trashy like that.
    16. I have never paid for a piercing and only paid for 3 of my tattoos.
    17. I have big feet. But not as big as Paris Hilton.
    18. I sweat like a pig.
    19. I can’t say curse words. Except during sex. I have no idea why, but that is about to change. Cuz Tally says so.
    20. I LOVE sashimi. Raw fish is amazingly good. I even crave it sometimes.
    21. Most smells or thoughts of most food make me want to barf. But I’m NOT pregnant.
    22. I have the worst attitude of anyone I know. But most people don’t know that.
    23. I have a Neopets account. You should get one too.
    24. I want you to be on Neopets, not so we can play together, but because I want your referral. So DO IT.
    25. My ADD is very sad now. I can’t believe I even got THIS far on this list.
    26. I can pull my foot up behind my back and touch it to my head.
    27. I’m obsessed with Japan.
    28. David Bowie was my first crush.
    29. I have actually kicked guys in the balls. I don’t feel bad about it either.
    30. My mom thought I was on drugs when I was 12. She even took my nail polish away so I couldn’t ‘sniff it’.
    31. I can shoot guns better than most men. I’ve been that way since I was 5.
    32. I can say the alphabet backwards… and quickly.
    33. I LOVE butter. On everything. When I eat baked potatoes, I like more butter than potato.
    34. I’m not a crack head or a vampire, just anemic. That’s why I’m so pale.
    35. Deviled eggs give me bad gas, but I don’t care. I kinda like it…
    36. I want a baby so bad I can’t stand it.
    37. When I was 7 years old, I was ranked in the top 2 percent of Texas… on a high school level. Now I’m just an idiot. Go me.
    38. I have had 3 stepfathers and 7 siblings.
    39. I have 2 mother-in-laws right now.
    40. If you ever watch Mystery Hunters on Discovery Kids, look for the guy in the intro. I call him Cave Man. He is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. Really.
    41. I’ve been trying to type 15 new things about me for the past couple of hours on and off, and they got deleted… wordpress sucks.
    42. My mother, Sandi Saulsbury, ran for congress, she didn’t win, but it’s funny that she did it even though she’s so not into politics.
    43. I’m sick of my blog because they screwed up this post at least 2 times… but I’ll continue writing in it… I’m weak.
    44. You are a douche, I just know it.
    45. I like people, but they usually just hate me, cuz they are whores.

    That is all, for now. Enjoy.


    22 Responses to “Random Me Crap.”

    1. 2 – ears
      2 – nostrils
      1 – vag
      1 – balloon-knot

      6 holes

      also, you don’t look 14. more 15

    2. yunahalo said

      Rags, it’s 6 ASIDE from my ears you dumbass. Fort Worth is only like 4 hours from me. I’ll make a special punching trip, just for you.

    3. ok, so you have three assholes then

    4. yunahalo said

      Yes, how did you know? You is so smart.

    5. parasol said

      Balloon-knot… First time I’ve heard that one.

    6. you’re sheltered, kid

    7. emperorbananaketchup said

      I also love this “katamari” thingumbob….hope to get it when I finally go around buying my PSP

    8. yunahalo said

      Yay! It is the best. I swear.

    9. hi,
      In a very short i whnt to invite you to join all blogger community and plese if you find coll thatn you can add your blogs on directory.

      Most welcome,

      Mitul Dadhania

    10. yunahalo said

      I is to so be rejectshion is the ofer. I is to whnting to kill you.

      Most unwelcome,

      Sarah Jones-Fortenberry

    11. ekkin said

      Are you going for 100? It’s not easy……..

    12. aww…are you scared?

    13. ekkin said

      uh, no one has explained what a balloon knot is…. 😦

    14. samm said

      r u serious? u total loser like serious.. haha was funny that this come up on google.. but still…… get a life dork.. oh n u look 15 in that pic of u being 19…..

    15. yunahalo said

      Uhh, ya I am serious? I have no idea what you are talking about, but that’s ok. I know it’s tough being a moron…

    16. Anonymous gun designer said

      Have a fun day with that dirty husband of yours!

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    18. "ThatGuy" said

      wow this blog is dead. TALK!

    19. LisaMaria said

      I love that you are so honest about everything.


    20. girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:

      crazy1 86: hey baby!!!

      h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???

      crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!

      h0tNsPiCy91: oh really…. quit lyin! who is this???

      crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…

      crazy1 86: i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.

      crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

      crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

      crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight….

      h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?

      crazy1 86:dont worry…. ill take very good care of you…

      crazy1 86 had signed off.

      The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn’t sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn’t know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

      Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing… just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed… the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn’t know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn’t figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

      Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister’s closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

      PART 2…

      Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl’s room became a guest room and the little sister’s room where the murder took place became the baby’s room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

      One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.

      h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!

      2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

      h0tNsPiCy91: It’s your big sis.

      2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I’m an only child.

      2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

      h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

      h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

      h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister’s room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

      2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

      h0tNsPiCy91: You don’t believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

      h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister’s name.

      h0tNsPiCy91: If you don’t believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ”Smith sisters murdered anonymously”.

      h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can’t believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

      The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ”I TOLD YOU I WASN’T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD…. BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WELL I’M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON’T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!”

      – LISA SMITH

      This is a death chain letter. If you don’t… in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! (FOR REALS)


      In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town community of Plainfield, Wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19; and her sister, Sarah Smith, 15; were attacked in their parent’s home on the night of November 17th, around 1:30AM. Sarah was found stabbed and strangled in the bed where she had been sleeping. Her sister Lisa was found hanging in her sister’s closet, skinned alive. Police conducted an extensive investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attacks were never discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities had was a log found in Lisa’s computer, showing a series of threatening messages sent through an Internet Relay Chat service. The case was closed in October of 2000.

      If u don’t repost this in 10min u will be skined alive and killed just like them

      Yeah, so, being the awesome big cuz I am, I want everyone I know to realize that this is totally NOT TRUE.
      When you search google for this, you get some old yahoo! questions for this… this is soooo not real. Thanks for reading, and after I post this, I’m the top google post on this… you can’t use this to scare people anymore… assholes.

    21. asher said

      ha greatist sarah! yea im a total creeper snooping on ur blog hiding in your closet in there even when u dont know i am hahahahaha love ya sis even tho you probably wont even read this cuz you are too busy with

    22. alexis said

      oh my dear god, its like the 2007 emo phase threw up on here.

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